Stupid things about Apple, post 7: 'iPods are made using Chinese slaves.'

I love Apple, and I looove the iPod, they're everywhere, in fact I farted yesterday which put me in the draw to win an iPod. OK, so they're a little excessive in capacity (name 1,000 songs, now what are you going to do with the space for the other 9,000?), and since everyone has an iPod (even the PC guy in the Mac/PC ads) technically they can't be cool.


But the most uncool thing about iPods, is that if you look really closely at yours, you can juuust make out the sweaty fingerprints of repressed Chinese villagers, who can't even read, but can put together an iPod case.
And here's me thinking the west was evil and materialistic and oppressive and bad and stuff.
Oh, and one more thing...