Stupid things about Apple, post 14: 'WebObjects Haikus'

I love WebObjects,
You might not understand this,
But a great story.

It was made by NeXT,
Then Apple tried to sell it,
Now you get it free.









......Prologue

In the begining,
There was Wozniac and Jobs
Started April 1st.






Things were good and then,
Sadly things went bad and then,
Steve left old Apple.

When Jobs left Apple,
He started NeXT Computer,
Then Apple bought NeXT.

So Steve Jobs was back,
And boy, did Apple need him!
(Because Gil was crap).

30,000,000 shares,
One dollar and a jet plane,
And now CEO.




(A pattern forming...
Just like Pixar and Disney...
Little deja vu?)









WebObjects for sale!
Who wants to buy WebObjects!?
...the sound of silence...







Version 5.4
October two thousand seven
Still the best, just free.