I love Apple, but it's true, Apple is pimping itself out to THE bubble stock, whose whole corporate model is built entirely on intangibles (things that you cannot tangible). Let's build the house on sand!
Apple on the other hand, actually MAKE things and SELL them.
A few comparisons can be made between the two;
1. They both look great on the outside, but working there is just as sh*ty as where you work now, only with discounts, which aren't that great, trust me.
2. Yes you can say "I work at (insert cool company name here)" but then, so can the guy who works 2 hours a day removing skid markes from the (insert cool company name here) toilet bowls for minimum wage.
3. Your stock options rule, if you take them instead of pay, which no one can do without, unless they are the owners, or part of the inner executive circle, which may get you into trouble, but hey, who needs permission to continue to list on the stock exchange anyway?
4. If you're the boss, you get a jet. BTW, you'll never be the boss of (insert cool company name here).
5. Like the Empire in Starwars, they both began as small, 2 guy startups.
If you are the boss of (insert cool company name here) what are you doing reading this?
I mean, come on, get a life.
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